"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 05/15/2014 at 12:56 • Filed to: None

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Dear jackass that turned off the bathroom lights while I was still in the stall...

offroadkarter > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 12:57

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it was me! hope you pee'd on yourself

Textured Soy Protein > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 12:57

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Add this to the list of reasons you should bring your phone with you when you go to take a shit.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Textured Soy Protein 05/15/2014 at 12:58

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Oh I did and I used the flashlight. Still.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Textured Soy Protein 05/15/2014 at 12:59

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SOmetimes I'll make it most of the way to the bathroom and realize I left my phone at my desk, I will 99% of the time turn around to go grab it.

jariten1781 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:02

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Shit happens...especially in a stall.

Sn210 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:02

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the rest rooms in my office wing are on motion detectors. I walk over to the other wing...

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Sn210 05/15/2014 at 13:03

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I hate those with a great passion.

PS9 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:04

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I'm sorry for guffawing at this. Kind of.

Hermann > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:16

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I usually shout when someone does this. I'm usually quiet to keep my farts anonymous, but this is a moment anonymity doesn't matter.

But worse than that is the cleaning lady here at work. She is ridiculously annoying to clean the bathroom. You are there, focusing on your bowel movements when the door opens, she knocks on the stall door "IS ANYONE IN THERE?" "YES" "SORRY". 1 minute later, she does it again. Until you leave, with your intestines not empty.

Worst part is she doesn't just knock on the door. I think she throws a freaking sledgehammer on the stall door. And she sneaks into the bathroom. She gets you unprepared, when you're distracted, reading /r/funny or going through your twitt BANGBANGBANGANYONEINTHERE?

Meatcoma > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:20

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Courtesy flush next time fool.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Meatcoma 05/15/2014 at 13:28

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I was in the first stall and making noise pulling the toilet paper in a near silent bathroom.

Meatcoma > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 13:34

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Clearly your odoriferous maximus was too muchimus.

bubblestheturtle > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/15/2014 at 21:30

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I only did that to once but it was great. Had it happen to me once, but they turned the light back on after about 3 seconds. Looser. No commitment.